An interview with some young buffs
Where do you come from and what do you miss most from there?
CDT Dougherty 24' :Currently from MI, and right now I miss my unmade bed
CDT Kaiser 24' :I am from NC and probably miss Bojangles and Sweet tea (over family of course)
CDT Barrie 24' :I come from Hunstville AL, what do I miss most? What a question, I miss going to target at night with my friend and just kinda hanging out
CDT McCleery 24' :I'm from the great city Mahtomedi, I miss the hockey hair the most because the flow game is weak here
Best part of the academy so far?
CDT Dougherty 24' : Probably just getting to part of the great history of this place
CDT Kaiser 24' : Not the mess hall food, but definitely PMI naps
CDT Barrie 24' :The sweet B4 spirit merch, but also the people
CDT McCleery 24' : The spicy chicken
Favorite part of the beast?
CDT Dougherty 24' :The cadet in the red sash because I wanted to be just like the kids on the USMA instagram
CDT Kaiser 24' :My favorite part was having to drink water ALL the time but never being able to go to the bathroom
CDT Barrie 24' :Just getting yelled at in general, especially my beast SGT CDT Schroder G1 22’
CDT McCleery 24' : when we demolished everyone in the commo lane
What is your least favorite class and why?
CDT Dougherty 24' : My least favorite class is history because its really dry like a bad steak
CDT Kaiser 24' : English, because I never know what the teacher wants
CDT Barrie 24' : Chemistry cause I suck at it
CDT McCleery 24' : Math because i'm getting wrecked by it
What is your favorite plebe duty?
CDT Dougherty 24' : Saluting
CDT Kaiser 24' : Trash, because Go Army, Beat Trash hoah
CDT Barrie 24' : Yeah, saluting is tight
CDT McCleery 24' : None of the above?
What do you want to branch and why is it infantry?
CDT Dougherty 24' :Definitely leaning towards air defense cause you know, first to fire, last to die
CDT Kaiser 24' :I love the queen of battle because im not about loving the king
CDT Barrie 24' :I'm definitely going infantry because my mom said that if I dont go combat arms Im weak
CDT McCleery 24' : guns go pew pew and I like pew pew
Who is your favorite upperclassmen?
CDT Dougherty 24' : CDT SGT Schroder (G1) because he can yell real loud
CDT Kaiser 24' : CDT CPL Greggory because he always walks in at the wrong time
CDT Barrie 24' : CDT SGM (R) Dougherty is my favorite upperclassman
CDT McCleery 24' : CDT SGT Schroder (G1) he wasn't my squad leader but I think he did pretty good
If you could talk outside what would be the first thing you would say?
CDT Dougherty 24' : “I cant talk outside”
CDT Kaiser 24' : ”what is he doing?”
CDT Barrie 24' : ”i would just read out loud whatever the top jodel post is”
CDT McCleery 24' : “this is funny, I wanted to talk outside so bad today, I saw this squirrel without a tail and I wanted to say something about it, I just wanted to exclaim that there was something out there like that”
Could you beat our TAC, CPT Kearns in a fight, if not which plebe could?
CDT Dougherty 24' : it would close if it were me, but Kaiser definitely could
CDT Kaiser 24' : Yes
CDT Barrie 24' : no, but Kaiser could
CDT McCleery 24' : nah, Kaiser totally could tho
How is the cow?
CDT Dougherty 24' : looking tasty
CDT Kaiser 24' : breathing down my neck
CDT Barrie 24' : she's aight
CDT McCleery 24' : their lacteal fluid sustains me to the nth degree
What is your favorite piece of knowledge?
CDT Dougherty 24' : how's the cow or schofields
CDT Kaiser 24' : the shaft of battle monument
CDT Barrie 24' : the benny havens song
CDT McCleery 24' : The sunday night poop
Describe B4 in 6 words or less.
CDT Dougherty 24' : it's the b4 buffalo
CDT Kaiser 24' : baby buffs steal stuff
CDT Barrie 24' : the discipline which makes men free
CDT McCleery 24' : I can't think of anything
What is your next spirit mission?
CDT Dougherty 24' : stealing C2’s Foosball table, they’ve had it too good for too long
CDT Kaiser 24' : stealing C4’s first sergeant
CDT Barrie 24' : [REDACTED]
CDT McCleery 24' : Stealing the smallest C4 plebe
What is your “go to” spirit dinner fit?
CDT Dougherty 24' : Only my smart card that I was issued during beast
CDT Kaiser 24' : Pt’s under underwear
CDT Barrie 24' : Bathrobe under arms
CDT McCleery 24' : anything with the tarbucket
Favorite place to order from?
CDT Dougherty 24' : I haven't even ordered anything yet, I only take orders
CDT Kaiser 24' : the company store
CDT Barrie 24' : I ordered a pair of camo crocs, that is the best order I have ever made
CDT McCleery 24' : I have an irrational fear of speaking on the phone with people, so American burrito cause they have online ordering