Spirit mission SUCCESS
The plucky plebes of B4 have done it again and pulled off one hell of a spirit mission. They successfully infiltrated C4 company area and secured their mascot costume for our own nefarious purposes. The mission was completed by CDT Dougherty 24', CDT Thomas 24', and CDT Wilkinson 24'. They did so by donning the rank patch of local B4 man CDT CSM Evan Schomaker. 21'. Through the deft use of this fake rank our plebes convinced the foolish plebes in C4 that they were there for a quick health and wellness check. As they inspected under the bed they took the coveted cowboy costume and booked it back to the safety of B4 company area. After securing the costume our plebes had to brave the retribution of the plebes they had stolen from as C4 slowly realized that maybe that health and wellness check was not 100% legit. Luckily our plebes had the intestinal fortitude to put up with the antics of C4 and maintained control of the costume. They even had to brave witchcraft as one of the C4 plebes attempted to cast a curse on the room of our brave plebes. (I wish I was making that one up). The next morning our plebes got the opportunity to put that stolen outfit to use. CDT Chapman 24' doned the buffalo mascot costume and CDT Kaiser 24' doned the cowboy suit. CDT Chapman 24' tied CDT Kaiser 24' up as their prisoner and paraded the lassoed up cowboy in front of the regiment to the dismay of C4. All plebes involved were granted that sweet gift that all cadets crave, PMI, and were sent on their merry way.